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Maybe the earliest example of, "You should see the other guy!"

I love these. Corridor Crew on YouTube dives into this stuff and has some great content.

"Hey girl, wanna take a ride on my big wet weiner?"

Gets 'em every time.

Holy shit, that's a painting. It legitimately took me a minute. That's amazing.

You might not be. But have you ever worked in IT support?

You bridle like it's such a cinch.

When you put it like that, being an adult is so fun!

Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.

Imagine that being your hero.

It was a very unfunny joke. Kontakt is also a popular piece of music software.

Tanks use Kontakt? Is there a MIDI keyboard on the inside?

Please don't tell her you beat me or she'll do the same.