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He came across as a dotard in his first debate by opening with "Who am I? Why am I here!?" Instead of answering whatever the question was. I don't remember the topic either but it was one that a VP candidate should have known about. Similar to that libertarian candidate a couple of campaigns who that asked "what's an Aleppo?"

His wife gets SEC clearance by injection. Don't know about his brother.

"There are recurring cycles, ups and downs, but the course of events is essentially the same, with minor variations. It has been said that history repeats itself. That may not be entirely true; it merely rhymes." Theodor Reik

It's just a coincidence.

They're allergic to human saliva, but it has to be very fresh and delivered with the tongue.

How else is the Kremlin supposed to finish destroying the US. Duh!

I remember when running a successful business required accountants to count the beans. Is this what running government as a business looks like?

I always wanted to learn how to bankrupt more than one casino. Now I know.

Totally normal.

This sounds as observant as the epiphany that you can't breathe under water unassisted.