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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 minutes ago

You and I can scream all we want. Screw us. But this guy, he's special, if he says Trump is stupid then it must be true. Nah, I see how it is. Go ahead and listen to Mr know it all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 26 minutes ago

Forced legal indoctrination.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Wow! But don't you all worry, as soon as one of us gets sick or dies, we'll know who hot food poisoning. And we'll continued eating it up. Did I miss anything? Like maybe reacting differently to such an event? Nah! That's why chicken is so expensive! Its all the chlorine!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

Has anyone seen the repeeler!!!?

C'mon! I saw it right here after the smoothie!

Where did you guys put! It!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

The suit is not finished, but we'll send the missing parts a few days later! Promise! Wink wink!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

You Texans know Trump fucks adult porn stars naked? Sure there's no penis but he tries.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I want to see proof that there's no worm in his knuckle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

....oh OK, very nice Mr...what did you said your name was?

Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?

Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.

Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?

 

punZero, we use dollars in the USA

 

punBetter than 2 in a bush

 

There could be a salad dressing!

 

They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!

Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!

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