Zozano

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I named my Snorlax, Israel.

"I'm just going to take a nap here"

"Israel, this is arguably the WORST place you could settle down, you're surrounded by danger!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Apparently the sex pheremones travel through cyberspace and out of your screen.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (6 children)

H5N1 is commonly found in wild birds.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I think the cabin crew need to have an emergency straight jacket in case of loonies. Duct tape does seem rather archaeic.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It awakened something in them and they needed to rent a hotel room for a half hour.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

It's bound to happen.

Sony has been breaking into the PC space for a bit now.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Definitely recommended. I've been using it for two years now, and I noticed the seasonal changes don't seem as bad because my alarms don't change depending on daylight savings time (the real enemy here which needs to be abolished).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Dude, I live in Australia. My winter is your summer. So yes, sometimes.

Except for right now it's 9pm and I've been drinking.

Don't judge me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Have you seen the price of Square Enix games?

They need to pull their fucking heads in.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Conker's Bad Fur Day made me a coprophiliac

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah I'm just going to assume this is a joke.

If you forget all this shit, then why would you be able to remember it for the sake of the story?

Diagnosed ADHD BTW. I get it. Just doubt this one.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

As I mentioned, we need to rely on technology to manage these things to be efficient, as even something like altitude changes the "sunrise time" - so booking appointments and meetings would be too hard.

It's a fantasy for the most past, we would never see its implementation in our lifetime.

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