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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't really show the friggin' massive wingspan of the damn things, though...

wiiiiide bird

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Woah is that Bill Murray?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

No.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).

conservationists approach albatross chick with a laundry basket

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn't even attempt to flee... :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I know albatross are big, but I can't stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I like more compare with the Harpia birdy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Paper beats rock

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He wants to fuck that bird, doesn't he?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Looks mutual

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What flavor is it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sea bird

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner", 1798 (not colorized).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't do it man!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I dk he looks like he's enjoying it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

She's got 'fuck me' eyes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Whoa

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You are huge!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

You think I'm big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!