Stalinwolf

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird that you pass through so much of Ohio and don't find any peepee or poopoo within.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Rizzler is the smaller brother here. He's in the videos with the other two. I got a good laugh out of that little chubby kid being called the goddamn Rizzler, but other than that I had my fill of them after one or two videos.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Bachelor meals are the best. No one is stopping me from making them while my wife is here, but for some reason I save them for when she isn't.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I used to be over 350 lbs. with long, thin, greasy hair and a very pale complexion. My nose isn't long, but it's a bit pointy. Probably had dark eye sockets if I'm being honest about my health at the time. Anyway, my friend's brother stood in front of me when we were sitting around drunk, and said "No offense, but you look like the Penguin (from Batman) right now." Then went on to try to make that sound less offensive by suggesting it was just the lighting or the angle or something. But I knew what he was talking about. He was absolutely right. I never felt worse about myself.

Thankfully I lost all that weight over a decade ago. Shaved my head, got healthier, grew a beard, and had what my wife calls a tremendous glow-up. But I used to be the Penguin... So you should watch out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My daughter's pre-school just sent out a message this week that the kids are preparing for a Christmas concert. It asked parents to help them practice the lyrics in the meantime and then provided a copy of that atrocity. There's like five other popular Christmas songs I can think of off the top of my head that are religiously neutral, but we couldn't do Up On the Housetop, could we?

There really is no escaping her.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes I think it is ghosts. Other times I think they can see small gnats or insects that are otherwise unnoticed. But I definitely think it might be ghosts sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

WHAT'CHA'LOOGINATMAHGUT'FER?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Good & Plenty and Mike and Ikes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks for the heads up. I don't really have a vendetta against Microsoft, I just hear a lot of moaning over how bad 11 is and have been hesitant to upgrade thus far. Even if it isn't great, I managed to strip 10 down in a way that it closely resembles 7, so I'm sure I can do something similar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm on Windows 10 currently, so not quite two versions behind, but I held onto XP and 7 for ages.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Follow-up question: You guys still dealing with the Chupacabra?

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