MyNamesNotRobert

Are you fucking kidding me. Some jobs are so shitty they won't even pay their human employees $9 an hour. Bots get paid more than some humans. That's how worthless they think people are.

If a news article gets downvoted hard enough, the event in question gets cancelled. Trust me bruh.

Thanks for the write up.

After weighing my options, I think I'm going to just go with normal printer paper. When I said using normal printer paper would be more than twice as thick, I wasn't accounting for the fact that I'd be using both sides. So a 500 page ream should equal 1000 double sided pages. So that means the final size using normal printer paper would only be a little thicker instead of more than twice as thick.

I found some newsprint paper on Amazon that might work but I have an ink jet and I'm thinking it's not going to be worth the hassle considering normal paper isn't as bad of a choice as previously thought.

I'm going to do a few trial runs before deciding how I'll actually bind them together and not print all 1000+ pages before learning somethings not going to work. I want to avoid 3 ring binder. Splitting it into sections sounds like the way to go. I'll experiment with spiral bound. Regular hard cover looks enticing but I'd say that route has a high likelihood of not working out especially with the paper size and quantity I'm dealing with. Maybe I'll dissect a college textbook and see what's inside the spine.

Good idea. I can use the failed attempts to wipe my ass with so this method has practically zero waste.

That will cut down on the amount of paper involved but not the thickness of the book. I do plan on printing a bunch of even pages, flipping them around then printing all the odd pages to make it fully double sided. I've had success doing that before.

I also have successfully printed booklet style pages before it's just that I actually want this to have 8.5 x 11 sized pages.

In my experience it depends. Sometimes the twat to non-twat ratio is closer to 50/50. Sometimes 80% of them are utter twats. At every workplace it's like there are entire political parties of different types of twats all being twats to everyone, sometimes even other twats.

Sounds like I'll be keeping my 2008 Toyota alive until the end of time then

Expensive toilet paper probably. Toilet paper can also be turned into booze I saw it on the internet so it must be true.

But asbestos is so much softer than junk mail

I've never tried the spoon method and can't imagine it working but I don't see how a butter knife is any better than a steak knife. Cold butter still spreads like shit either way.

The only thing I know about asbestos is that if it ever got to the point where I couldn't afford toilet paper anymore, I would buy a single sheet of asbestos just so I could completely clean it by torching it with fire. Also, there's synthetic alternatives that are better than asbestos anyway.

This comment is a shitpost though and not actual medical advice. Also, I thought this was on lemmy shitpost for some reason so oops.

Until commercial games and professional software start coming with arm versions this isn't going to work out. And even if they did, I'm not entirely sure if it's possible to use the same gpus on arm at all so even if they really push it, people that do pc gaming are going to reject it.