The three sea shells.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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Your hands, duh.
Get a bidet, OP
I usually save my junk mail for that purpose.
But asbestos is so much softer than junk mail
You just need to chew it first
shit why didn't I think of that. what do you do about the edges? I've got tons of paper cuts now
I find a little salt and lemon clears that right up.
And more importantly, what will the people of Thetford Mines eat?
Expensive toilet paper probably. Toilet paper can also be turned into booze I saw it on the internet so it must be true.
Being that Thetford Mines is one of the poorest towns in Quebec (their singular industry was asbestos), I doubt they can afford it. Maybe shitty one ply, but I'm not even sure. Notably, at the "top" of the list is the city of Asbestos (recently renamed Val-des-sources)....
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A literal shitpost. I like your style