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[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stop making sense!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Tankee aneurysms ensue, although they aren't sure what part they disagree with.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I always comment "Nice watch," to friends for a laugh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I was a dumbass accidentally once. Three urinals, I chose the middle one. A father and son walk in and have a conversation through my head, across the top of me peeing.

Go for an end urinal guys. Just sayin.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is this one of those IYKYK or is there further explanation of the process involved?

Sounds amazing and fascinating but I have no idea how it's accomplished.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Fun thought experiment! Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Doesn't answer the question

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So that's your plan when Trump gums up the election in the courts and through legislative mumbo-jumbo and electoral tampering seizes power even though he lost?

As he's getting sworn in by Republicans as our illegal president and begins mobilizing the National Guard to "round up" foreigners, you'll be going back to your life?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So there isn't a way to "add" a feature on top of the existing organism's physical system? We have to lose ribs to get gills? That kinda sucks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh sure, if you're going to use facts and science we may as well not even talk.

Seriously though, thanks for the insight.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Well, if the Wonder Twin powers are available...

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Hmmm 🤔 (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
 

When cowboys would be sitting on their front porch or at the local bar outside talking with nothing to do, they would sometimes take their pistols and shoot at cow pies or horse poop lying in the street or across the way.

This became known as "shooting the shit."

When they were hunting fur, a hunter might point out what they thought was a beaver or another valuable small animal, but upon further inspection would sometimes say, "Aw, that's just bullshit."

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Hot or Not? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

He's making a face

 

Edit: NOTE, I am the receiver of the texts.

So many people asking me to have my wife do something different on her end.

Beloved, she is on iPhone because she doesn't want to do anything "weird." She is texting from her phone number using her texting app. That's what's going to happen.

Now, why can't I get iMessage on my android phone? If it's just a messenger app why not make it available for Android?

I'd use it.

 

The same way it does in Google maps, and in Waze. But I can't seem to find a setting on the phone that will do that for any other apps, and I can't find any information through internet searches that leave me that direction.

As usual, they show me what they think I ought to be looking for, which is how to lock an app. Not the question I asked, Google (or anybody else).

Is it impossible or does anybody have a tip? Not looking to go down the unlocking my phone root access path either. It's not that big a deal, I could turn on trusted devices, or extend unlock, but those aren't the solutions I'm looking for.

 

The simplicity of it is logic defying. It used to be that you had to find crosswalks or move puzzle pieces or type blurred letters and numbers, but NOW all the sudden I can just click a box and HEY!, I'm human?

That's hardly the Turing Test I'd expected.

 

They are definitely less discriminating than you are. They'll accept many inferior sticks. They also sometimes will have "stick babes" who show up with any old stick just to boost their profiles or something.

But there are some gems from all over the world, and I often spend a long time browsing them.

 

I've been meaning to tell you...

 
 
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