Malgas

Small, yes, but Konsi is pretty far from horrible.

Also I've never seen her eat a beetle, but you'd know better than me on that point.

the cut is damn close to a cartridge cut

Strictly better, if you get gud.

I'm sure it's fine. If the moa population gets out of hand, we'll just bring back Haast's eagle.

Does it still count as coffee if you replace the brewing water with human blood?

Either way, that's my answer.

Since when we transliterating ジ as 'zi'? (Or vice versa.)

I mean, Google Translate agrees with you, but I would think it should be バズィンガ.

—me, every time I read a post in this community

They were lying about the perjury. Even though they swore they wouldn't.

Do rural Namibians have a different cultural or linguistic concept of what it means for something to be circular?

The Birds but it's all pelicans.

(🔫🪿 Always has been.)

((It's scandalous that there isn't a pelican emoji.))

Alt text: Low gravity can cause bone loss. So we're pleased to report that, since we initiated capsule motion, the number of bones in each crew member has been steadily increasing.

Crowley: What was it he said that got everyone so upset?

Aziraphale: "Be kind to each other."

Crowley: Oh yeah, that'll do it.

(From Good Omens. I swear this scene was in the book as well but I can't find the passage.)

"Netflix and chill" but with a distinct lack of chill.