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Human: you look like a filthy [insert fantasy race here] and I hate you.

I aspire to that goblin androgony dream

Goblin androgyny: you're small and horrible and you're pretty certain that 'gender' was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

That is why I love fantasy stories. They really show how gender and norms are social constructs. Its fun to play with

With how wide dwarves are, their asses must naturally be huge. It's just that you're too hightist to notice.

Dwarves have massive asses, they just don't usually wear the kind of clothes that accentuate it (also, they're kind of hard to see for tall races)! I mean seriously, they're supposed to be stout and have a lot of stamina for working in mines and the like, you can't really have that kind of build with a flat ass.