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[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Small, yes, but Konsi is pretty far from horrible.

Also I've never seen her eat a beetle, but you'd know better than me on that point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Human: you look like a filthy [insert fantasy race here] and I hate you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I aspire to that goblin androgony dream

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Goblin androgyny: you're small and horrible and you're pretty certain that 'gender' was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

denji-just-like-me

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

That is why I love fantasy stories. They really show how gender and norms are social constructs. Its fun to play with

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

With how wide dwarves are, their asses must naturally be huge. It's just that you're too hightist to notice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A wide flat ass is still a flat ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Depends on their musculature

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

dwarves all have a chronic case of flabby repairman asscrack

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dwarves have massive asses, they just don't usually wear the kind of clothes that accentuate it (also, they're kind of hard to see for tall races)! I mean seriously, they're supposed to be stout and have a lot of stamina for working in mines and the like, you can't really have that kind of build with a flat ass.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Damn, I made this exact joke 1 minute more slowly.