LangleyDominos

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There should be a whole sector of Hollywood that is just casting Henry Cavil in nerd things. Plus a podcast. He could also live stream his nerd shit. Make it a whole network. They would make so much money.

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This is like one of those puzzles where you have to connect all the houses to the utilities using one line. How do you scratch in such a way that you hit all the areas with one stroke

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Under Kamala:

  1. "We have intelligence that says Iran has WMDs"
  2. "We're forming a committee to assess action"
  3. "The committee of Iraq and Afghanistan war criminals deems that we should strongly consider action. I am taking this under consideration."
  4. "We're going to increase military presence in the area while we decide."
  5. "We're going to tactically target nuclear proliferation sites using Raytheon's new LLM designed and guided missiles."
  6. You are here

Same shit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

The thing that the avatar cat people do with their hair.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what are headphones? is that when elderly people used to strap huge, heavy speakers to their head? thank goodness we have evolved past that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're called peefs and they're perfectly natural.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah always roast and grind your kidney beans before making coffee

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Gotta bring back the peasantry if you want to be a lord.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Newkular weapons?! But those weapons are massively destructive!

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Damn I hate to have my attention diverted towards marginalized people and away from an insurance wework program.

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