Iamsqueegee

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

pfft BWA-HAHAHAHHHAA

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

That is a perfect sample if someone with photoshop skills wanted to do a PAWS poster mock-up, a la JAWS

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

One does not simply drive into Mordor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

“So that’s one McBorscht and a Supersized Failed Missile Launch, amiright guys? ROFL”

“Ugh, I’m so sick of this guy’s shit.”

“Your missiles do suck, tho.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Soon to be a member of KCI, Kentucky Correctional Institution

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The all important exchange with Daffy is missing however… “You jump into the lava with one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring! AND THAT’S FINAL!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Return of the Living Dead Swamp Thing Night of the Comet Fright Night (original or remake) Paranorman The Frighteners Arachnophobia

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Take a byte and report back.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Um, no! *(giggles in fed)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

No, we don’t. Just because you’re reporting it doesn’t make it so. I’m not going into debt for some piece of plastic in nice packaging.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“You’ve been stabbed by the Morgul Blade of the Nazghul, a wound that never truly heals.” “I’ve had worse.”

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Dimpus Burger Guy: [into microphone] Double baca cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into microphone] Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Farva: ' Yeah, thanks.

Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.

 

I’ve been brewing indoors on a gas stove and it takes forever to get 10 gallons to a boil. I bought an outdoor propane burner and haven’t taken it for a spin yet. How long does a propane tank usually last you?

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