IHateCabbage420

Even if you can clean a bidet is still better cause you wouldn't have to pay a premium just to avoid the single-ply ones that fall apart instantly. I haven't run the numbers but imagine all the beanis you can buy with all that TP money saved over your lifetime.

So it's okay to drink that water but the moment it touches your ass it becomes a problem?

I wouldn't recommend this, some of them might be dyslexic communists.

Racism? Is it racist to wash your butt? /s

Hell yeah clean ass gang

bum gun

I think the technical term is a bidet shower but yeah it's better than a bidet.