FuglyDuck

I’ve got a bridge to sell, when you’re done with them.

Yup. Pretty much.

the various common names of birds have convinced me that ornithologists are mostly horny perverts that have spent too much time alone in the woods.

Oh... we were supposed to drop our evidence? Very well...

Shima Enaga (long tailed bushtit / snowfairy)

Rosefinch

Tanuki

Fire bellied newt

Their honey bee

and for the weirdos.. the murder hornet... ( i wouldn't call these fuckers cute, but I'm sure somebody does. Their moms, maybe.)

Far from exhaustive, but eh, these are my favorite Pokémon. (Okay so murder hornets are ugly, but they’re murderous!)

Sleep well, tonight. Sleep…. Lightly.

Just to for the record, if your car can’t avoid a pothole, you shouldn’t be calling it any kind of self driving.

I’ll leave the attachment to logicbomb. Humans tune out unless they’re fully engaged. We’re easily distracted, even if our heads are up and eyes open.

And chances are, they weren’t. Because “full self driving” is marketed specifically as… you know… full self driving…

Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.

And not even like…“but cuter!”. Japan has some insanely cute critters.

That golden droplet ain’t money trickling down.

“The in-transit snacks leave something to be desired” -LadyGull

Still demands your soul, though.

Hmm.

it’s either or a trap, or he is in fact quite bothered. (By the lack of belly rubs.)