FlakesBongler

Oxo GoodGrips Reusable Lint Roller

As someone with many pets, it keeps me looking crisp and stylish

What if it's this elephant?

How much would it cost to get an elephant to step on this guy's head?

You're very welcome

Also, if anything we're fellow raconteurs

I think you're cool

Yeah, "cool"

to be fair, this is me half of the time

The Spuds Have Eyes

Only if you're weird about it

Had an ex who was obsessed with the 80's even though she was not alive during that time and also refused to actually interact with the art of that era

It was very weird, like she kept asking me questions about what it was like to be alive back then (I was like two) while at the same time refusing to engage with the stuff I loved about it (NES games, Chintzy TV shows like Manimal and early Industrial music)

Felt like I was being examined by a British Explorer back in the 1800's

Also famous for touching women without consent

Darth Vader should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine

It's an inevitable part of modding