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Blood Meal in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Instant coffee for Vampires

‘It’s That Simple’: Mark Meckler Says The Only Way To Secure The Border Is By Invading Mexico in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 118 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP

Imagine that the world is set to devolve the way it is described in the movie Idiocracy. What predictions do you see for that future? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

“Imagine”

This may just not be the best packaging idea... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

Yupp in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

better not miss one in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

Good effort in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

… I don’t see an elephant. Oh hey, by the way, can some one help me with this captcha?

I know what you did! in c/[email protected]
Kanye West as a Tame Impala Song in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

Which option lads? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

Let them warm up for a minute in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles

Let them warm up for a minute in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

I mean sure, if you want to give your friends 3rd degree burns. A single ice cube is gonna throw oil a few feet. Explosively.

source: worked at a KFC in high school with a dumb ass who put a coworker in the hospital by throwing some ice in the fryer

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