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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let's say you walk 10,000 steps a day. That's $2500 per day. Sounds like a lot right? How long would it take you to become a billionaire? 400,000 days or just under 1100 years. That's for 1 billion dollars. Bezos is worth 192.4 billion... Billionaires should not exist and the world would be better off if we ate them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not for us. We'd be full of gross billionaire flesh. Ew.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You've got a point. Maybe we should feed them to tigers or something

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

According to my quick random search* a normal persons breaths 20k times a day, which equals US$ 1k

In order to achieve that with steps, i would need 4k steps, which is practically nothing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But how many more times do you breath IF you're walking 4k steps a day?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Average breaths per minute is about 15. You're not breathing much harder just walking than you are sitting around.

Getting 5000 steps a day is trivial for most people who can walk. I average around 7200 and that would get me 650k per year.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

me who does 600 steps per day on average (with random spikes to 10000)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Brother, your quality of life improves massively from walking well every day. Speaking from experience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You should probably work towards flipping those numbers. Regular 10k, random spikes of 600.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Bro.... You should move around a bit ya know?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Considering my fitness tracker shows I took 121k steps in January, and the average breaths of 12 per minute, I'd have made 30k in January. 5k more than just breathing. Assuming a resting heart rate, breathing faster because of exercise is not a factor I can quantify

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

so it's about 20% more for walking based on those numbers.

i would definitely take the breathing! there's been too many times i couldn't walk, that's only going to increase as i age.

imagine getting in a bad car crash the day after starting the walking deal, both legs are broken. now, you are broke two ways! it's like adding insult to injury. that would be the worst feeling in the world.

when it comes down to "enough money to never need to work" vs "enough money to never need to work +20%, with extra risk if you get injured" i'll take the safe bet every time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

That's true it'll pay you till the day you die. And any kind of exercise will increase your breath rate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Also, your descendants can keep you hooked up to a ventilator to infinite money glitch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah make sure you consider more intensive breathing during the walk/run.

Then the picture will be different.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

🙌 If you're not hyperventilating during your run, you're not doing it right 🙌

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

My time has come. All that time spent on the Power Pad as a kid will finally pay off.

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