ApeNo1

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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 274 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Joe Bitin’

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It should have been $Googol instead.

A Lot of Cheddar: London Thieves Make Off With $400,000 in Artisanal Cheese in c/weirdnews

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I always prefer the book over the movie.

Who Moved My Cheese?

Lily Allen Makes More Money from OnlyFans Than Spotify in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

As part of his campaign closing arguments, Trump spent 12 minutes talking about a golfer's dong in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

I'm all for acceptance, but this is going too far in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

Trump says Tim Cook called him to complain about the European Union in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

Man may have died never knowing he had three penises in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Russian ~~dolls~~ dongs

Netflix says subscribers spend two hours a day on the platform in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”

That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?

Don't forget to cup the balls in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

Don't forget to cup the balls in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

Elon Musk takes @America handle from X user to promote Donald Trump in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.