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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

"det skiter jag högaktningsfullt i" - with care and respect, i am shitting into it.

"det ger jag inte ett korvöre/ruttet lingon för" - i would not give a sausage cent/rotten lingonberry for it.

"det ger jag själva fan i" - i give satan himself.

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Flowers on my dick and bees all around is so mysterious

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I mean a kilogram of shit is a big shit. Googling says an average shit is half a kilogram (one pound). This is interesting shit.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (4 children)

So a kilogram is two shits. "I don't give two shits".

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

You came here from r/theydidthemath, didn’t you?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (4 children)

More fitting would be German "das geht mir am Arsch vorbei" "it passes me by the ass".

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (9 children)

If you say so.

Mir ist das Wurst

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Polish would probably be "Mieć wyjebane", which comes from "Mieć wyjebane jajca". It is also balls-related but more like "I have my balls out for that".

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (9 children)

That "Spanish" saying is a Spain saying. Things get more colorful in the new world.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"No me importa un pepino", I don't care about a single cucumber

"Me importa un pepino", shortened version, I care one cucumber, which is what OP was going by probably

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'd say french je m'en bat les couilles is technically "I slap my balls with it"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, so I'm just supposed to slap my balls with something large like a tank? Come on!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Should add the ex yugos. My dick hurts.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What are they doing in the Netherlands?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A better translation would be: it can rust my ass. But idk if that makes more sense

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

And to add to that: "it's (a) sausage to me", het zal me (een) worst wezen, is also perfectly fine in Dutch. "It can rust my ass" is a bit stronger worded.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah it does

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

When I talk about preserving Linguistic Diversity, this is what I mean.

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