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Less vulgar finnish version

"Kiviäkin kiinnostaa."

i.e. rocks are also interested (about that subject)

Turkish: Not on my cock (Sikimde değil)

I slap my balls with it will be my catchphrase for 2025

French Canadian: To chalice oneself

"Je m'en caliss"

I offer "me vale madre" or "me vale verga" n Mexican Spanish.

The first one is weird, madre in this context both does and doesn't mean "mother". It's closer to to the mother in "motherfucker" than it is to "I fucked your mom".

They both mean "I don't give a shit" although with different flavors of vulgarity.

The second one is literally "this means dick to me"

Rare french w

All these seem weird, but “don’t give a shit” is perfectly normal to me.

This is missing the worst one to translate:

I have kama two.

It doesn't fully make grammatical sense in the original Estonian form either. The "have" part is also usually skipped, leaving just the noun case implying ownership over the kama

This is just one of many ways to say it in Estonian. We really are a nonfuckgiving people, except when we give too many of course. You can also say "I have clay" or "I have a (violin) bow". Of course these are just slightly rude (depending on tone and conversational partner), you can also say "doesn't ballsack me".

Romanian would be either "I'll put my feet in it" or "I'll put my dick in it"

Not as obviously cool as the above, but I always liked the way Tagalog (Philippines) works: wala akong pakialam. Literally translated, it's just "I don't care," but there's a layer of passive-aggressiveness that can make it really offensive.

To break it down: "wala" (Nothing, don't have) "ako(ng)" (I, me), "paki-" (polite request), "-alam" (to know).

Basically, that construction throws out the entire culture of politeness while blatantly saying you don't want anything to do with knowing about whatever that is. In many contexts, it's more offensive than swearing at the person.

How about the Brazilian “I am shitting and walking” (cagando e andando), similar to a horse or donkey that shits while walking and pulling a cart, like it is nothing, without a care in the world…

I really like the Dutch one.

Dutch and Greek go unnecessarily hard. Yeah, "I slap my balls on it" is good, but it really does just have the same vibe as "I don't give a fuck." The Greek make it poetic and the Dutch add that specific scientific component that give it that pop.

In portuguese it would be "tou me pouco cagando" which mean "I'm pooping a little" and I think that it is beautiful.

Geez, the Greeks are a surly bunch.

"I have it up my ass" (Polish).

"det skiter jag högaktningsfullt i" - with care and respect, i am shitting into it.

"det ger jag inte ett korvöre/ruttet lingon för" - i would not give a sausage cent/rotten lingonberry for it.

"det ger jag själva fan i" - i give satan himself.