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[–] [email protected] 155 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Is it a crime to enjoy a succulent leaf?

[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is democracy manifest.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Things should not be alive if humans can't confine or use them for our capitalist purposes!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes I would! A weed plant!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I grew professionally for many years. That's exactly how it works lol. Consistency is key and cloning is the way. I've sold single clones for thousands of dollars but the 2nd one was always for maybe a hundred bucks.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? Well now I'm just going to proplift even harder!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Proplift" sounds like it should be a name for a weird helicopter.

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[–] [email protected] 180 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wasn’t thinking about it before, but I’m thinking about it now.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

Already done it.

[–] [email protected] 137 points 3 days ago (8 children)

It's not theft, it's basically dumpster diving for living things. Living things that can grow in dirt with some water. They just see lost profit not an actual product loss.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (10 children)

I'll say if this is a family run place - it's still a dick move. If it's Lowes, Home Depot, or Menards, eh who cares.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Kind of reads like an instruction, not a discouragement.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Heck yeah I would! Oh look, here's a nice one. I think I'll put it next to the car I downloaded

[–] [email protected] 287 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Pinching off a leaf seems icky, but fallen leaves are fair game.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago

I usually take the floor leaves and tuck them into a plant or two I actually buy. That way I'm still paying for something and I might get some freebies if I can get the extra leaves to grow but it's not guaranteed. I probably wouldn't do this at a local store tho, just the big box stores.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 days ago (6 children)

You sound like you steal from the forest. Abhorrent thief.

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