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[–] [email protected] 291 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Pinching off a leaf seems icky, but fallen leaves are fair game.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I’m pinching off a leaf right now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

bUt tHE MuLCh

(this is a non-argument unless people are taking literally every other leaf)

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

I usually take the floor leaves and tuck them into a plant or two I actually buy. That way I'm still paying for something and I might get some freebies if I can get the extra leaves to grow but it's not guaranteed. I probably wouldn't do this at a local store tho, just the big box stores.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You sound like you steal from the forest. Abhorrent thief.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

~~Abhorrent~~ Arbor-ent thief.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'm not the most familiar with entkind, but are there non arbor ent? Are the entwives something else? Cacti?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This comment is an aberration.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

~~abberration~~ arbor-ation

I suspect you called me out to do this by your choice of words. I appreciate it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are correct, friend, and you are welcome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Don't think mulch about it