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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is likely to prevent people from cutting the plants and later saying they picked up a fallen bit.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yup, I doubt they actually care about people picking stuff off the floor.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

In the corpora-fascist future, all plants are copyrighted variants and you merely purchase a license to possess one plant.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (5 children)

This is already happening. There's a company who copyrighted a breed of pineapple. They charge $400 for said pineapple and the company intentionally chops the top completely off, so that it cannot be propagated. Normally, you can take the green part of a pineapple, put it in the ground, and a few years later you'll have a new pineapple. It's ridiculous.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A time-limited license for Plant as a service. It’s a subscription model.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

PaaS would be too-often confused with "platform as a service", it needs to be Vegetation as a Service (VaaS).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Doubly funny in dutch cuz vaas is Dutch for vase.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can't, like, OWN Mother Nature man....

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've reported you to the FBI

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Maybe it is illegal in the sense that some succulents ARE invasive species

I do know that people go to garden shops looking for free material for growth lying on the ground, which id argue is unnecessary. Most people who own plants or a garden will happily share with you the fact if you show the ittyest bittiest piece of interest in them, and also share plants as well.

Hell I regularly give out succulent saplings for free or as a gift to friends and people I meet.

So yeah, you can just ask man, it's no biggie

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Someone in my town has a big clump of some kind of tall ruffly flower that stands on a stalk amidst tall upwards-sticking blade leaves. Very neat and it seems to grow quickly to fill the area every spring. I've been too nervous to ask for a bit of it, but maybe I can buck up some courage and ask.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

If I want to steal from you I will. You can try guilting me all you want but I just don’t care.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

"no PLEASE don't spend half your paycheck here then get something for free :((( Pay me more money? I report u!!!!!"

Anyone know what store this is?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

the home despot or blowes probably.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Plant props aren't a basic necessity. The plant shop doesn't decide your paycheck.

If you want to steal food from Walmart, go head, but don't feel entitled to whatever you want.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In all likelihood the business is just going to throw away the plant props and they were going to be wasted anyways. So I don't see the problem with taking them

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago

Just buy something from the garden supplier then. Farmers are getting pinched from both sides of the economy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm certain you meant "steal" ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

fixed. Phone grammar mistake

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