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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shiloh because I fuck with anyone down with Gary Numan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Meh Dayzie or Caleb, I don't use deodorant and I do a bunch of exercise. Exercise then shower, and I have a smell, but it doesn't smell bad. Most people just smell like people unless they aren't taking care of themselves.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

All of the above. Let's party!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Kinda wanna have Susan in your corner, tbf.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What is Hannah's negative trait?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She in hr, there's no way she's not evil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Susan is in HR, not Hannah

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Presumably, she won't "just got engaged" for more than a week. Or she has a very interesting personal life, I dunno.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Her fiancé

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

shiloh seems fine, walice is probably sound.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I'll take Hannah, Shiloh, Caleb or Wallace, and some noise canceling headphones.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Jacksepticeye

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Wallace. Bet he's seen some shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

100% Hannah, this isn't even a hard choice.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

me too, i like the way women smell…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lewis for sure we can have competitions

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only rule; first to shit themselves loses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

No way the first to shit themselves wins

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've been there. My opponent ended up kneeling before me and admitting defeat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I think he was half way gassed out not kneeling

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

definitely not susan

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago

Disturbing lack of DEI on this meme

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Wallace, if he isn't a dick about weed smell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I wear all-natural deodorant too. It's microwaved-tuna flavoured.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Dayzie or Lewis, everyone smells, who cares

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hannah, because in a few months she won't be just engaged so she will turn less annoying.

Also Wallace. I generally don't mind old people. Maybe I'm getting old myself but stay off my lawn!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plot twist, her fiancee refuses to commit to a date and she will be engaged for years, constantly planning a wedding that will never come. Growing more and more frustrated and vocal about her upcoming wedding.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's against my morals to use another persons mental anguish for my own amusement, but if she annoys me for years even after I've brought it up with Susan from HR I would eventually do that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Same picks for the same reasons.

... although I'm less proud to admit that I read it as "Known Father" the first time, didn't catch it until I came to the comments, and he still didn't make the top 2.

I just kinda figured that "Known Father" meant he was always talking about his kids and experiences with parenthood, and that was enough to eliminate him.

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