Ask Lemmy

I'd burn it. I'm not a murderer. Having a way to murder someone doesn't make me want to do it.

Putin falls to his death from an open window.

Wipe my arse with it so all the shits of the world die.

Does it follow Death Note rules? Because I am not having my name written by no dadgum shinnygammy man

Reverse the overton window.

I'd start testing to see what the restrictions are on the note - for example, could you get Thiel to give all his money away and then end himself? If there aren't many restrictions you could say "Netanyahu, by nuclear weapon, at the Davos summit in 2025" in order to take out a whole bunch of the ruling class at once.

The other thing I'd try is writing "Elon Musk, guillotined by a revolutionary communist government made from the population of the former United States" to see if I could get regime change to happen.

Does it have to be names, or can it be entire species?

Chatgpt suggests that with a 0.3mm tip pen, and writing letters no more than 2mm x 2mm, you could fit roughly 1000 names per side of an a4 sheet.

So if you’re fine with the default means of killing, and use both sides of the paper, you could take out about 2000 people.

As far as how I would personally use it? I’d put down maybe two or three names per month. I don’t have the greatest fine motor skills around, so I could fit maybe 250 names per side at most.

Who would I target? Idk. My first thought would be people like Putin & Kim Jong Un, but the concern there is if those two chucklefucks suddenly die, their countries will descend into chaos and there’s no telling what will happen to their nukes.

What's the Death Note?

If erasable writing methods don't work, create a sheet document, set font size to 1 and reduce line spacing to its limits. Prepare the entirety of the list in advance without revealing anything; and print them all at once using a printer that works fully offline.

If the death sheet's output does not satisfy me, maybe I would consider doing that again to its back side. Though it likely would satisfy me.

https://youtu.be/nqRtzQOf0Xk

Write in pencil.

I think I’d just fold it up and keep it hidden somewhere until something crazy happens where the world would really actually strongly benefit. I don’t think right now is the time.

First thing, I'm buying the finest fineliner I can, go for 4-6 columns on the page.

Then I'm writing in billionaires, one a week, after making them cosign a suicide note that the deaths will stop once wealth distribution flattens the fuck out, there's a full UBI everywhere and fossil fuels are history.

My first thought always goes for the bezos of the world but my immediate second thought is always about them undoubtedly having a legacy planned for passing their money to the next bezo. So then what’s the point?

Can’t do the US Supreme Court people I don’t like either.

I don’t personally have any one I’d write in.

Fuck it, I’m writing in Elon Musk gets imploded in a Tesla submarine by himself.

Start at the top of the Forbes billionaire list and fit as many names as I can