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But where can I get the LEGO pipette.
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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A lawn aerator?
The way that first one tapers at the bottom, that's probably a conical flask.
My first guess for the second image is a burette but I'm not too sure.
I know #2! I have a meat pounder that fits about right!
Edit: it’s for "klopfing" the "schnitzel". I love schnitzel.
Edit 2: images (sorry about the dirty glass-ceramics) but do you see that bulge at the bottom? Second hand definitely pounds the meat!
I have a meat pounder that fits about right!
Now you're just quoting the porn parody Goldiefucks and the Threesome Bears word for word!
PS: Nice meat pounder, bro 🤜
Clearly the answer is... Jeff Stryker. Duh!
First one looks like a repeater pipette? Not sure about the second one
Another arm? A stand mixer?
Clearly it's a potato cannon
Man I miss my potato launcher now
My uncle made one that used compressed air, shot spuds about a quarter mile.
A carafe!
Scout Master Kevin and Uncle Dave.
Erlenmeyer Flask. Bottom is flared out a bit.
bad dragon?
Looks like a graduated cylinder to me on the first one. Second is an odd angle, maybe a selfie stick?
"It is imperative that the graduated cylinder not be damaged"
An XXL Chance with flared head and suction cup base.
If it has a cum tube you can still use it as a pipette
Delete this please
Uh... Is in a eppendorf tube...?
TBH, I have a small personal massager I use for my face. Vibrating the sinuses helps make all the mucus and gunk move, like jiggling a ketchup bottle. It helps my sinus headaches.
But yeah, they knew.
I never even thought how much that could help with clogged sinuses! Oh wow I've gotta find one to help that. It's so painful during allergy season!
It helps a ton. Facial massage and neti pots help me survive the worst congestion.
looks like a bottle of ketchup and toothbrush, so: non-newtonian liquid dispenser and portable ultrasound?
You thought the eppendorf pens were fun? Wait till you see their new reward for purchases...