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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

But where can I get the LEGO pipette.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

“it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

A lawn aerator?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The way that first one tapers at the bottom, that's probably a conical flask.

My first guess for the second image is a burette but I'm not too sure.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I know #2! I have a meat pounder that fits about right!

Edit: it’s for "klopfing" the "schnitzel". I love schnitzel.

Edit 2: images (sorry about the dirty glass-ceramics) but do you see that bulge at the bottom? Second hand definitely pounds the meat!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I have a meat pounder that fits about right!

Now you're just quoting the porn parody Goldiefucks and the Threesome Bears word for word!

PS: Nice meat pounder, bro 🤜

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Clearly the answer is... Jeff Stryker. Duh!

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

First one looks like a repeater pipette? Not sure about the second one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Another arm? A stand mixer?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man I miss my potato launcher now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

My uncle made one that used compressed air, shot spuds about a quarter mile.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Scout Master Kevin and Uncle Dave.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Erlenmeyer Flask. Bottom is flared out a bit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

bad dragon?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like a graduated cylinder to me on the first one. Second is an odd angle, maybe a selfie stick?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

"It is imperative that the graduated cylinder not be damaged"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

An XXL Chance with flared head and suction cup base.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it has a cum tube you can still use it as a pipette

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Delete this please

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Uh... Is in a eppendorf tube...?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

TBH, I have a small personal massager I use for my face. Vibrating the sinuses helps make all the mucus and gunk move, like jiggling a ketchup bottle. It helps my sinus headaches.

But yeah, they knew.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I never even thought how much that could help with clogged sinuses! Oh wow I've gotta find one to help that. It's so painful during allergy season!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It helps a ton. Facial massage and neti pots help me survive the worst congestion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

looks like a bottle of ketchup and toothbrush, so: non-newtonian liquid dispenser and portable ultrasound?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You thought the eppendorf pens were fun? Wait till you see their new reward for purchases...