The fuck?
There's this apparatus called washing machine.
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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Blow your load on her bedsheets
Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn't keep secrets from each other!
Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn't get stuck very often.
How can you be 22 without your own money. Go buy tissues and tell your mum to mind her own business.
Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.
Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
I like that this implies that OP's mom uses an 8 bit counting system
I'm imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking "wow, this only cost $35!"
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If my son was living NEET I would take away masturbation privileges too so he would move the fuck out.
What a culture!
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Easy solution: wake up from the delusion. Its made up.
There is either:
- A backstory we are missing
- Anon has a weird fetish
- mom has a weird fetish
- story is fake and straight
- story is real and gay
- some combination of the above
It's obvious fake, but this was almost the norm (it's overblown in the "story" ofc) in the nineties, you wouldn't go to the computer with a paper towel lol.
Before smartphones, people were spying on everyone else just out of boredom and keeping mental notes about the smallest things, also all the sex stuff was not really taught in school and everyone was interested in it but nobody talked about it.
Very different times.
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Well it's definitely not 5 on either count
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MOVE
OUT
Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.
This is how incest porn originates
Get a chastity fetish.
His mother already seems to have one. Maybe he can borrow it from her.
Or break your arms.
What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.
With how plumber quality is in some parts? That's believable.
Of course it's stupid, that's the point.
Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail
But that was many, many men and not a single one.
I'd rather be on the front line.
But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?
would they?
I don’t see a reason for them to… Fake internet points are not even worth a penny!
With some light research, I've found that they're actually worth around $0.10
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