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The fuck?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anons mum isn't checking her own underwear with a UV light...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

into the toilet???

also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.

Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

clogging the shower drain with cum

ok

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (10 children)

I've heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

That's a bit extreme don't you think?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have both of your arms broken, you won't be able to crank it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I remember reading about a solution to this on Reddit once...

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

1: go to toilet

2: kneel in front facing the toilet

3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

4:?????

5: profit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My dick is too long, goes in the water :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah your toilet's just clogged. Occam's razor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.

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