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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anons mum isn't checking her own underwear with a UV light...

[–] ARk@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 4 months ago

into the toilet???

also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.

Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)

clogging the shower drain with cum

ok

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 11 points 4 months ago (10 children)

I've heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 33 points 4 months ago

That's a bit extreme don't you think?

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.

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[–] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have both of your arms broken, you won't be able to crank it.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I remember reading about a solution to this on Reddit once...

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

1: go to toilet

2: kneel in front facing the toilet

3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

4:?????

5: profit

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My dick is too long, goes in the water :(

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah your toilet's just clogged. Occam's razor.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.

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