The fuck?
Anons mum isn't checking her own underwear with a UV light...
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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into the toilet???
also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??
You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.
Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.
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clogging the shower drain with cum
ok
I've heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.
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Do your own laundry.
That's a bit extreme don't you think?
Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.
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Have both of your arms broken, you won't be able to crank it.
1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:?????
5: profit
My dick is too long, goes in the water :(
Nah your toilet's just clogged. Occam's razor.
Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.
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