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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Larry "Xi Jinping" Ellison

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Broke guy Agent641 says a vast self-funded purchase of plastic water pistols and a sample pot of black house paint can ensure that Larry is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That dude was never on his best behavior. And now he wants to punish anyone that is going to out live him.

it is an attitude that happens to many rich old people; how dare you live past them and enjoy it.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

Literally 1984.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How about using it on the billionaires instead?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It will just mean that the citizens will ill-intent will find ways to use the same tools against the surveillance system.

Not to mention, most of the people NOT on their best behavior will be the guys running the companies and agencies running the system.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dude looks like he's one line of coke away from a heart attack...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

He looks like Tim Allen got in a fight with a hornet nest

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison.

You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN7XLCRhc&t=2308s

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Give the entirety of Lana'i to the Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the sea on a raft or something.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Hahaha this was literally the story arc of season 7 of Elementary.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

including YOU and other leeches?!

ya. didn't think so.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

DVON GET THE ~~TABLES~~ GUILLOTINES!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oh, I like this.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, and a simple wooden construction with a movable metal blade keeps billionaires on their best behaviour. Or at least it did in the 18th century.

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[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hypothetically, if Larry was eaten, would other billionaires be on their best behavior and stop positing fascist control mechanisms?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nope. All their egos wouldn't allow them to believe that anybody would ever do anything to THEM.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well then why has Elon been wearing his son like body armor all of the sudden since the United Healthcare asshole got got?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a testable hypothesis.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You go right ahead. I'm not eating any of those assholes. They're only held together by hatred and bitterness. I'd assume the taste would be influenced by that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Think of it more like medicine - taste isn't what you're after, but the effect it has.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But we still don't have to eat the fuckers. Just feed them to the swine, or something.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Compost the rich!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lemme guess... Based on oracle no doubt. The wrong people are gonna prosper the next 4 years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Oh, it's absolutely going to be written in Java. Storing data with Oracle DB. And running on Solaris.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And now you know why everyone hates Oracle.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh you mean One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

That's fuckin' great!!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Not heard that before, and I'm old. 🤣😂

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Sounds like someones vying for next in line.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Queue countdown before this guy's skeletons come out...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you seen the documentary about him? Some of them are already on display.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Come on.....don't be so dramatic.

.........we never got to see Brian Thompson's skeliton. We just saw him fall down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Most people only have one skeleton, but you've got my support either way!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The text is behind a paywall and I would actually like to see the details of what this idiot fuck said.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Well, if you own a world inhabited by a few billion people, you want to make sure they’re optimally generating value for you and not bringing down the value of your holdings.

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