This is among the shittiest color combinations for colorblind. I only see two colors of pills: something magenta-ish and something yellow-ish
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2025
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I think that’s why they have words along with them? 🤪 (sorry)
Silly me! That is convenient. Btw I'm torn between "Make your crush like you but only as a friend" pill and "Forcing people to poop on command" pill, though I'll probably choose "Forcing people to poop on command" pill because it is sillier than "Make your crush like you but only as a friend" which fits silly ol' me
Purple but myself. Please myself. Dear gods myself.
Only if you’re a people.
blue, so I would finally have a friend
If take the purple pill, can I do that to anyone anywhere on Earth? Or just people nearby? Anywhere on earth, the purple. Just nearby, toss up between purple and a weed gummy. Do I know the strength of the weed gummy?
Even if its nearby... I'd visit every trump rally out there.
I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.
No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.
The pink pill is so silly yet can be so useful.
Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?
Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word 'rizz' regularly will now poop?
Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I'd be the God of a stinky new world.
Problem is that in the US I'm fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.
To be fair, the president elected two months ago is the oldest asshole to have ever won the office.
The last 3 elections were the oldest ever
Why is this so funny? It's fucking stupid 😂
I've got a shy bladder, a wife, and plenty of weed gummys.
I'll take the purple pill. Took forever to potty train my youngest and that seems like a useful skill.
I'd probably use it whenever I get road rage. Oh, you wanna cut me off? Fuck you. Shit your pants.
I'd take yellow because nothing would change
So take green then maybe?
Nah, I don't like weed or any of the other options
I like that it's "Forced". If it was just "make people shit themselves", it would just happen and then they'd wonder what's going on But Forced implies they're fighting it, it implies resistance. That's kinda messed up.
I hope you have to point at the person for it to work, so they know it's you.
I was just assuming it was just Power Word: Shit and would effect anyone up to however many hit dice.
Maybe it's both!
Well, I just made up my mind.
My first instinct was pink, but on second thought blue. There is no saying that because the pill makes them my friend that it couldn't ever change. If not, I could always use more hot friends who could hook me up with their hot friends.
Man crush on Keanu or Cavill and have them be your friend. That could be great.
You'd have to choose your celebrity crush with care.
I already have all these powers... Maaaaan...
Are you the person who keeps materialising in my home and screaming "DEFECATE" then disappearing in a puff of fart-cloud?
I've had a leg injury lately and I can't make it to my upstairs bathroom that fast. You have destroyed my stair carpet. The cleaner said it was "unsalvageable" and "honestly shameful". You need to stop.
You could probably use that power to kill someone. Pooped to death.
That's called dysentery.
I have a debilitatingly shy bladder in public washrooms, and I don't know if pissing loud as fuck would be boon or a curse.
Pink all the way. Rude to some service worker? Poopy pants. Didn't return the cart? Poop. Drive like an asshole? Poop. Politician spewing hateful garbage on national television? Oh you bet you're getting the poopy pants.
I would be The Punisher, only with poop instead of guns.
The Poo-nisher. 💀💩
Poop Note
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