I would be apoplectic if if took five days for a number port with a constantly changing website and clueless customer service. Not to mention data simply being completely shut off after hitting the "high speed" limit.
Except for being assigned a completely new number instead of porting, with the old carrier having released it. The impacts here on 2FA and having to tell everyone you have a new number when most of your contacts don't answer calls from unknown numbers. Except you can't for days anyway, and who knows what calls and texts you've missed in that time.
I was fully expecting this to be a categorically terrible vanity project, but the grift exceeds expectations.