And billions of people around the world couldn't give the tiniest shit.
Coming from Trump, that's a compliment.
Wow... Finance with ethics. How refreshing.
Blank checks and no balance.
Constitution? What's that?
Is it that piece of paper hanging in the bathroom in Mar-a-Lago that the orange utang wipes his ass with every day?
It was really candid! Here's a transcript:
DJT: I want a deal.
Xi: Fuck you.
DJT: But you need to make a deal to access the American market!
Xi: Fuck you.
DJT: Maybe I could lower my stupid tariff to half the stupid value.
Xi: Do what you want.
DJT: Can we be friends?
Xi: Fuck you.
Make America Gaudy Again
Lucky you. I lost my lunch...
I'm assuming this piece was commissioned by Trump on his own dime, yes? Otherwise I'll call DOGE to government-efficiency Trump's ass.
All dictators love flattering artwork showing them in glorious poses because of their gigantic egos. The gaudier the artwork, the more you know you live in a dictatorship.
In fairness, the model isn't a looker either.
There, FTFY.