Maybe he just had his period.
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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Is the joke that she injured his dick with her teeth?
When it’s coming all over you
Kryptonian girl ended up crushing the human cock or something. I unno, I am no marvel scientist
I don't get it
Both are characters from Mortal Kombat. The lady (named Mileena) normally wears a face mask, to hide a gigantic gaping maw.
Look up mileena from mortal kombat
She's got big weird teefers
And more importantly no lips to cover them
Blow job with 50BMG
She can swallow the entire sanguine shard
OH GOD, IM HAVING A FLASHBACK
Pissposting
"Mmmmm...that's a good girl."
Dracula
No horse or horse-sized penises where injured during the making of this pic.
Human penises, on the other hand...
Reminds me of the newgrounds animation of goth maid BJ.
The what? Link please
Maye she got it all right and he just has prostate cancer
You're a glass-half-full kinda guy aren't you? Jealous!
Full of what?
Whatever you want man; you're the optimist here.
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