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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

So what you are saying is we have plenty supply of school children and not enough billionaires? Let's see how we can get more billionaires then. Or do you want to reduce the number of school children? Because that is being worked on constantly...America, you have the freedom to get killed by someone with mental issues anytime.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Another fun fact, billionaires and their lifestyles emmit more carbon pollution in 90 minutes than the average person in their lifetimes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I haven't actually done the math, but by percentages I think they are probably fairly close.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Its not hard to look up school shooting fatalities, but it would be depressing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Welp that sucked.

69 deaths in 2024 (323 school shootings in 1 year. More school shootings than school days. What are you doing there?)*

And

400+ billionaires the poorest is 3.3B

So 2024 had 1 Billionare death, at this rate, we need 399 more years...

*I forgot to add. Both this source and me are not american. Feel free to correct me with a more local source

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

More numbers for people to play with. "Since 1999, 440 people have been killed and 1,243 injured in shooting events at K-12 schools."

https://www.security.org/blog/a-timeline-of-school-shootings-since-columbine/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

If I'm reading the hypothetical right, it's saying what if in a year, the numbers were reversed... 323 $hootings with 69 deaths, versus 1 school shooting with 1 death.

Would gun laws change, would tax laws change? Etc etc. Would minimum wage change?

Purely hypothetical of course

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In total, you'd only need four numbers:

  • The total number of school aged children
  • The number of school aged children who died due to violent crime
  • The total number of billionaires
  • The total number of billionaires who died due to violent crime
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Rate could mean over time or percentage of. I think OP was thinking of time, in which case your wouldn't need the total number of schoolchildren. Just divide the population of billionaires by the number of schoolchildren that die by violent crime per year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

So, who here didn't know that there are several orders of magnitude more kids than there are billionaires?

lol

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I love how Luigi has become a defacto symbol of the revolution. I can't imagine Nintendo being happy about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I mean. There's no such thing as bad advertising, supposedly. I doubt this would violate that statement.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

They will probably reference it in the next Mario movie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Seriously. Their boardroom must be up in arms about it not being Mario.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

My OCD wonders if they factored in having to assassinate the heirs of the CEOs who immediately become billionaires, recursively until every fortune has been divvied up so many ways nobody has a billion anymore. Cuz that would be necessary if you really want to "run out" of billionaires, and would also mean you advocate executing children for inheriting a lot of money. This does require thinking beyond the simple meme, but go ahead - you can do it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I wonder what that particular scenario's Gini coëfficient versus Cumulative Assassinations plot looks like. Sounds like the plot for a new season of Death Note.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Compare the number of size S body bags used every time the cops gather to watch another “mentally troubled loner” to the average number of immediate family over 18 size of each billionaire, kids would have a trust fund guardian you’d rather capture than kill. All in all you’d probably expend a lot less ammo for more benefit going top down. Hypothetically of course.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Any reason to prefer capturing trust fund guardians rather than killing them? I mean, the base plan doesn't call for checking how the original billionaire got their money or assessing them personally. We're operating strictly at meme level - controlling enormous wealth is evil. "Kill them! Kill them all!" Anybody who decides to wuss out and start adding constraints could be a shill or an apologist - at any rate it doesn't show full commitment to Sparkle Motion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ironically, moreso for legal reasons than anything else. If Jeeves becomes the sole guardian of the kids’ inheritance, offing him means you lose the passwords to the offshore accounts and control of the trust goes to some extended family member or the bank itself. If he can be coerced or turned, you’ve a much easier route to accessing the funds, buying the company that makes school lunches and telling them to knock it the fuck off charging children for food.

We don’t need to kill them all, just enough to make the rest realize that “number go up” doesn’t mean much when you see a torch and pitchfork every time you look out a window.

E) This is assuming all banks and lawyers follow legal procedure, which may go out the window along with the first publicly defenestrated billionaire so…I’m not sure how we go about getting all the digital bank notes but I’m just a grunt who exits the plane early, that’s a question for someone smarter

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Unlike royalty the transfer of wealth isn't instant so if you work fast enough you can achieve a brief window when there are no billionaires.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I get the impression a brief window isn't the goal, but in this thread rationalization might be.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wealthy people likely have a living trust and the next trustee picks up immediately without needing time-consuming procedures like probate.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

People might be reluctant to assume possession of billions if people were murdering/ systematically killing billionaires. So, it might be achieved relatively quickly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Sure you can have the infinite money stone. All you have to do is make it past everyone who will suffer to power it, there’s a lot more of them than you and they are hungry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Make it so.

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