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they eat beans for breakfast

we're too broke for that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

meh, only $59.94 billion off

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'd assume the building has a trash collection chute. My old apartment building had one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

"What do you mean, there's a WPA?"

spoilerDS and DS lite can connect to WEP or open networks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Any car can be a flying car if you give it enough acceleration

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https://lemmy.world/comment/14026947

I know people have spent longer on the ISS but at some point, I’d come back in a Home Depot bucket wearing a spacesuit with some scuba gear.

And for those who want to argue about the heat shielding on a Home Depot bucket, I’d be responsible about it. I’d glue all kinds of shit to it. Steal a parachute from the Roscosmos side. I’d be fine.

“You’d land in the Indian Ocean."

This isn’t rocket science. It’s the opposite. I’ll land where I want. I’d aim for your mom’s house and land in her bedroom. Injuries would include a crushed pelvis and not from the fall. That’s just what happens when I visit your mom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

No, we keep rebooting it every 3 seasons like Power Rangers or something.

In the end we will have 15 or so astronaut teams on different space stations.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Hello, flatpak exists you know

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

btw that's 6.228 * 10^17^J for non-Americans

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Depopulation will come naturally, as the global population ages. The best solution is to have global governments fund low-income countries, most importantly in good education so that people will have children at an older age and the birth rate will naturally decline. Give a generation or two, and the population will decline, as we have seen in China.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

What are dinosaurs? Are they like lizard-chickens?

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