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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

When you delete its only worth $5

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If you say something nice about the game to 2 friends where 1 friend pirates and the other buys, the company makes net 0 from the sales, and they tell 2 friends and so on. Then after buying company in bankruptcy, use remote exploit to delete all copies and send shares skyrocketing even more than OP.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

except most pirates would never have bought the product in the first place... so is it really a loss for the company?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

OP, like my, math is flawed in that deleting the game does not actually enrich the company, in case "woosh" was necessary.

Piracy, when the alternative was no purchase, still helps the company if it has a good product. Recommendations to others, and "popularity" benefits companies. Free to play games with "pay to win" features benefit from the same general model as "popularity through piracy", where the F2P only player base justifies more fame for paying to win.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I agree, I think Adobe/MS have even said in the past that they would prefer people steal their software if the alternative means they would use a competitor instead.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (5 children)

The hard part is having enough storage to pirate a $60 game a million times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Just download a few copies of Little Samson.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Symbolic links! 59,999,999,999 of them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

He said 60 million not 60 billion!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

meh, only $59.94 billion off

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago

I just use btrfs duplication so it’s easy and doesn’t waste additional space. Pirates of old used caves near an X, but risk of must. I don’t use X because of musk.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Does it count as a pirated copy if it's deduped? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Just because the datablocks are deduplicated the filenames would be uniqe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

But would that mean that a symlink is also a pirated copy? 😄

[–] [email protected] 59 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Open a million free accounts on some cloud storage website

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Just use cloud storage indeed, they may detect that it was already stored and just store it once but give many people access.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

rclone crypt

[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago

Dropbox, Google, Microsoft, AltaVista, Netscape Navigator...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago

Pretty sure the last time this happened, we got North Macedonia

[–] [email protected] 277 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I’m in the games industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

hello in the games industry. This is exactly how it works.. I'm fest

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

No you r dad joke.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I was laid off from the games industry. Please delete your pirated copies so I can come back.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I downloaded 5,000 pirated games and then deleted them again, call your boss next Monday, they can afford to pay your salary again now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

thank you for your service o7

[–] [email protected] 144 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I am in the finance industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Im in the industry. This is exactly how it.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 17 hours ago

I am the Industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'm the industry. This is exactly how it works

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

To be or not to be.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I'm in the. This is exact.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 14 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I am in the industry.

You are in the industry.

We are in the industry.

This is the industry.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago

Coo Coo Ca Choo

[–] [email protected] 29 points 20 hours ago

We live in an industry 😔