this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

upload only... at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 4 months ago

Interfacing through the porcelain terminal, Case jacked into the waste-processing network

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)

When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I never thought I'd feel so isolated on my septic system...

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.

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[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Not only that, but the massage is hot, stoned and Swedish

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 118 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (5 children)
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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] xintrik@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

Stream of subconscious

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Gonna need fiber for that.

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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

poot poot

Pick up the fart phone

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