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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Pfft. Try typing in four pages of code out of Byte magazine just to have your mom cruise over with the vacuum cleaner and make it all dissappear

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[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

15 years ago?! This tweet must be 10 years old now

Edit: it's from 2017, that makes more sense https://x.com/AngryManTV/status/906298612786884609

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (27 children)

It still doesn't make much sense. In 2002 people were already using torrent protocol, that allows to download files in chunks. You can download the missing 3% of your file latter. And even before torrent there was a Direct Connect protocol and DC++ client.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Press resume after she finishes?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know that bastard is already corrupted. When the connection is cut off dirty like that, there is no salvaging it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't Napster have chunk checksums similar to BitTorrent? I think at least emule did.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (9 children)

my fav was bouncing people from the system (bbs) using the call-waiting blip during text-based mud PVP fights.. and if you really pissed someone off they would just physically cut your phone line.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh man, I forgot about MUDs until reading your post. What a throwback to a simpler time. I was hooked on one that sounded like a spider - Arachnea or something.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I remember dropping Koreans from Diablo 2 by filling the text box with periods. I may have watched some friends ruin some hard-core players days in pvp.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

You fight dirty

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Had to delete my comment because I assumed that it was a typo, but it is possible that they had two mothers who both picked up the phone at the same time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lol. This is adorable

How wud two people pick up a phone tho?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Old home landlines just had a single line for the whole house. If you picked up a phone, you could listen to and talk on whatever the conversation was.

Plenty of affairs were discovered by the wife picking up the phone to make a call while the husband was in his home office.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

landlines were shared within a single household - you could pick up the phone on the headset upstairs, and someone in the kitchen downstairs would already be talking to someone. you'd have to apologize and hang up quickly because you just intruded on their conversation. thus, two people could pick up the phone at the same time. Frankly I think that's giving AngryMan too much credit, I'm convinced they're just an idiot who doesn't review before they post.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Logic seems sound. lol. You're most likely right. No need to look into it further, really

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget about party lines, where you could pick up the phone on your neighbors.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Party lines were especially popular in rural areas; Dozens of farmhouses would share a single party line, so farmers could just pick up the phone and chat with whoever happened to be on the phone already. It was a huge source of socialization for people who otherwise would have been almost entirely isolated. Farmhouses often have literal miles in between each house, so socialization was difficult simply due to the distance. Party lines were basically pre-internet Discord servers, and you just shared the server with all of your neighbors.

Many farm houses had two phone lines coming into the house; One private line for personal calls, and a party line for the neighbors.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just felt really old realizing this was something that someone younger might legitimately need to be explained to them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you're not old, you're a classic

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

African-American Vernacular English (basically Black dialect) for 'mom'. Might be dated by now?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Whoops you're right - corrected, thanks!

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Noun moms (plural moms)

  1. (African-American Vernacular) Affectionate term of address for one's mother.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I always thought of it as a possessive noun, not plural.

But honestly i don't know if i just made possessive noun up or not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Your mom's sixth divorce: the sixth divorce belonging to your mom. In this case "mom's" is a possessive singular noun. It feels like an adjective, because it's describing a sixth divorce, but is technically a noun.

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