Turns out it was FOOF.
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Opportunistic Lab Intern:
“While you’re all debating if it’s half full or half empty I drank it. Now it’s empty.”
Realist: who’s cleaning all these glasses?
Fucking real
Engineer: the glass is twice as big as in needs to be.
Ahh found that label!:
99.985% Pure.
Nitrogen (N₂): 39%
Oxygen (O₂): 10.5%
Argon (Ar): 0.465%
Carbon dioxide (CO₂): 0.02%
Water (H₂O): 50%
Topologist: that is a plate
The beaker is always full, when it's half full of water, it is also at the same time half full of air. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL
for some reason that was never acceptable answer when I gave it. i think they were just jealous they didn't think of it.
But what if I pour vacuum into the beaker?
Then it would be full of dust bunnies
Full of vacuum
I'd like a bagel with everything
Everything is busy at the moment, but i heard Satan is free.
a seitan bagel does sound interesting
The beaker is always full, when it's half full of water, it is also at the same time half full of air. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL
Pedant
technically correct, which is the best kind of correct
Scientist Russian Roulette: Drink the mystery breaker. They all have water, except for one that's hydroflouric acid.
People who call themselves realist tend to be pessimists.
Engineer: the glass is underutilized/over-sized
Management: Lets hire a consultant to investigate the value proposition of downsizing glasses and discuss the results over a company expensed dinner.
I thought the half full, half empty thing. Was about the flow of water. If you're emptying the glass, at some point the glass will be half empty. If you fill the glass, at one point the glass will be half full.
It's a thought experiment with a static partly filled glass of water, it isn't in a process. It is intended to show the different ways of describing the amount of water.
It's not 'is the glass half full or half empty'.
The question is 'why is the glass?'
Once you know this, the first question is easy to answer.