The lizard folk are better than dragons at fitting in the inn.
this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024
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Kobolds: Just silly little guys
I hate dragonborn. They are a race created by dragons but they don't have dark vision or flight? But don't worry they have shitty breath weapons.
Wait till i tell my dragonborn party
Ratfolk: somehow worse than both rats and humans at everything
Because Lizardfolk are an evolutionary peak of reptile genetics, whereas dragonborn are an off-shoot of draconic lines; one is a culmination of several key aspects in a single group, and the latter is a hereditary scraping of the barrel.
Tbh you guys are comparing a blade of grass to a tree from an endangered species and complaining that the tree is stronger.
They're better than dragons at fitting into tight spaces.
It's been twenty hours and nobody has said anything gross. I think I might be at the grown-up table
And wielding cool battle-axes, presumably.
Polymorphed dragons beg to differ
Or any dragon strong enough to force their way through.
Are they better at doing pushups though?
Sure, lizard folk can do so many pushups and a normal lizard mainly just quits runs away after the first one. No contest.
Gem dragonborn tho... Kinda goes hard
That's a Linoone.
Better than a loone at everything