Not pictured: The giant crate full of dildo's, furry costumes and assorted fetish gear under the bed.
this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2024
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This seems like the thread to ask. I am wiring up a two-way switch so that a person on either side of my bed can turn the bedside light on or off without having to roll over to the side that the light is on. Is... Is that gay?
It is gay, yes, but since you're doing electrical work it's pretty butch. I'd say it makes you more lesbian than anything else. If you get some smart plugs to put them lamps on you can set them for voiced activation and regain some heterosexuality (but only the nerdy, techy kind that comes with big Reddit Mod energy).
If you want to be back into Normal Straight Bro territory you have to make the voice command for the lamps the sound of you railing a chick. It's the only way to square things up. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules, and homo math can be very complicated.
I would honestly say that the smart plugs and general electrical work pretty much go hand in hand. All my very much heterosexual male acquaintances that are electricians love smart plugs. Smart plugs everywhere. Going to their homes is like coming to an experimental museum of "how can I just barely make this building up to code while nothing fucking works".
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It has to be three-way in order to not be gay sorry
It's funny because it's true (@[email protected] really does need 3-way switches for his application).
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Not if you say “no homo” every time you flip the switch
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This is so bizarre. So his GF decides he's gay, because his room is tidy? No mention of sex life, so I'm going to assume there's no issues there.
Such a weird assumption to make.
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So when we put all social pressure and all that aside and we look at a womanly woman, a manly woman a manly man, a womenly man, a person in between: which one would you prefer to fuck? One, several, all? This usually does the trick.
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Heterosexual men don’t decorate beyond the social minimum standard that it doesn’t look empty. This is not decorated, everything is just "put somewhere" where it is easily accessible.
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If your girlfriend says you're gay, perhaps it's time to switch sides.
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Bedside lamps don't match, not gay
My wife and I have carpets next to our sides. She did not want them to mismatch :(
Sorry dude your wife is gay
OK, now I wanna see the second pic. Cause that boy has a lovely bedroom. I would be very happy to get my ass destroyed in.
But I need to see a second pic, to see if he has a nice bedroom.
What? I have standards.
Nah just another part of the room
That shoe rack next to the door will prevent it from opening more than a crack, and it annoys me.
That's because he does not want people opening the door to the sex closet.
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Lovely bedroom and you’re humble.
You’re welcome to send me a private message ;)
But seriously, having a sense of taste for the interior of one’s home does not make a person gay— it means you’re an adult with good taste. It does, however, run the risk of classifying you as “fabulous.”
I wish this is my bedroom…
That’s not my bedroom that’s just the second picture from the Reddit post.
But now I’m kind of curious I might dig through the op’s profile in search of a picture of their bathroom lol.
lol, no shade. If you find the bathroom pics, please post them! Lol.
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