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[–] [email protected] 2 points 28 minutes ago (1 children)

Is it just perspective, or is the picture on the left side of the window lower than the one on the right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 24 minutes ago

Just perspective, look at the curtain rod, it also slants downward

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago

Not gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Silly silly bedroom lol. Malelivingspace is the malefashionadvice for chubby reddit boys. Everything plain, soulless, and inoffensive. No character whatsoever, just "stick to the template," Eames lounges and brazilian credenzas galore. The only place online where "what color KALLAX should I get to match my 670?" is asked as a serious question and will get many strongly opinionated replies.

Live a little in your living space. I think even basic.space gives better homespherebuilding advice than that sub

[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

malefashionadvice

I used to visit that sub a lot about ten years ago. It looks like it hasn't changed a bit in that time - it even still has the same little fit drawings on the top bar. Has male fashion somehow frozen?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 minutes ago

All the content creators on MFA dipped after the api drama, all that's left on that sub is reposts. Many of the userbase moved to their discord

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I legit thought the picture was of a hotel room at first

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

I was looking for some reddit-tier joke of a big dildo under the bed or something

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I must admit, I never make the bed when my wife is out of town.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Am gay. I don't make the bed unless I expect visits. Does it make me feel fricking good to see a tidy bed and house? Yes. Will I do it every day? Absolutely not.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Just like us cis folk might feel as well. Am cis male, feel the same way, sorry of. In fact, I might even make the bed more often when my wife isn't around because she keeps telling me that living things like a tidy bed more just after you get up out of it, so wait a while until making it. But if I wait, it never gets done. I'll do it immediately if she isn't around.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 minutes ago

FYI, gay men can be cis too, I guess you meant straight. Cis means you feel like the sex you physically have, it has nothing to do with sexual preference.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I guess that destroys that theory.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I make the bed, at least my side of it, every day. If I don't, my wife, along with the cats and dog, won't give me any covers when I get in.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 hour ago

I never understood sleeping in the same bed as a dog. Feels so filthy. Even a cat, bro. (Lived with cats for 22 years before moving from parent.)

[–] [email protected] -5 points 5 hours ago

Did you ever climax for her?

Do you want to climax for a dude?

Answering this two questions will place you somewhere on a spectrum from straight to queer.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago

Sad beige-ass room. Normie.

Sad beige ass-room. So gay.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I'm very straight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

For some reason lots of women think I'm gay too, even when I had a woman friend wingman for me. I'm self sufficient, reasonably clean, I dress nice (with help), and honestly a bit odd so I suppose that's why they'd think that. Just like you though, I'm quite straight

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I’m very trans.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I will say this in my bluntly antiquated way (47 man).

I kissed my buddy in high school because fuck it it was a dare. Didn't like it it's fucking weird. I wear pink. Love pink. I've painted my nails, dyed my hair, wore a dress before. I do all that because I know I'm straight. It's hilarious watching less secure people do juggling exercises in their heads when I know I'm going home and I'm fucking chicks.

My current gf is far more conservative than I am so I've toned down a lot but my joke has always been my grandma thought I was gay and asked my cousin once. He told her I'm not because he's walked in on me so many times having sex with girls lol.

Moral of the story, don't give a fuck what people think. Do you and if doing you is being gay then be fucking gay. Own it. Trust people like me will have your back if some dickhead pushes back.

I'm with John Waters. We need to bring perverts back into fashion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 53 minutes ago

I'm 54, thin and wear women's clothes all the time. My wife balked at me getting a couple of white linen blouses at the thrift, then she saw me in one at the beach. Hubba hubba.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

I was with you to the last line, but who's John Waters?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

Him, Luigi, and the Wire are the gifts Baltimore has bestowed on the states.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Waters

Legendary artist / filmmaker. His movies are not for everyone and can be tough watches at points but also hilarious and with some great characters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

He's a gay writer/filmmaker.. has produced some real trashy stuff lol.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, same.

I don't wear much pink, but I paint my nails, I color my beard non-standard colors (I look great in purple).

Completely straight, never once had an interest in the same gender. I often accompany friends to drag shows and gay bars and I have a blast.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

If it helps narrow minded people understand just say that pink used to be considered the man's color and baby blue was actually for girls before WW2. It's fun to watch them realize colors have no gender.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

my dad still thinks I'm gay, and I've introduced him to previous gfs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

Idk how little pics of meme would help but ok

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Can anyone place that hotel room?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Room 312, 43 MLK Blvd, Springfield, NK

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

There's a Springfield In North Korea? I'm OF COURSE there is.

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