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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

First time I saw this was on the beach late on a moonless night. This was before cell phones, so I had to get close in the dim glow from a street light half a block away. They started sprawling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

My condolences

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago

TIL, it's not so much that we step on them as they they throw themselves under our footsteps...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

Walking back home from work at night I cross some fields, I see dozens of them. They are super easy to spot with a headlamp, their eyes shine like tiny glass shards or water droplets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Don't make me stop this thorax

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Since spiders get drunk on caffeine, she's doing a Starbucks run.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

Given THC the active ingredient in marijuana, the spider didn’t build a web, but a hammock. Where it would lay all day and watch the caffeine spider go.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So I'm like 13 years old, climbing a tree at a friend's house. It's a bit of a shimmy up the trunk, I'm well in the air, hugging the tree. I look down at my feet to make sure I have footing before lifting a hand above my head to reach for a branch.

As my head is going from looking down to looking up, just as I am grabbing the branch and hanging from it, I realize that my nose is almost touching a big old wolf spider mama, fully laden with all her children.

DROP

I never climbed that tree again.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Are they venomous or otherwise dangerous to humans?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Nope. Also, if you coax a momma into your hand, you can throw it at your enemies for a spectacular spider-bomb.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

🏌️🕷️ ——––-----___🎯👤

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Spider-Bomb, Spider-Bomb

Does what ever a… AH! GET THAT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

When they get spooked they launch their kids everywhere to overwhelm potential predators. Imagine if you squashed a spider and suddenly you were covered in hundreds of tiny spiders?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No, they are spider bros. They kill brown recluses, black widows, and other things that are dangerous. Typically do not mess with humans unless seriously provoked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I get the sentiment, but black widows (and Theridiidae in general) are quite proficient in taking out wolf spiders and other prowling spiders, not the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

To add to what nougat said, because that’s very much the appropriate answer…

All spiders are in fact venomous- it’s part of how they feed. Many species, the venom is not harmful to humans, or only very weakly so. (Wolf spiders qualify as “very weakly so”)

That said, you try keeping a reasonable head when you suddenly come eyeball-to-eyeball with a wolf spiders qualify and her kids.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

All spiders are in fact venomous

Are there any exceptions to this? And what about non spiders like daddy long legs?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

So, true spiders digest their food externally by injecting the venom. They then slurp it up. So the answer to that is "Yes". Some true spiders may also eat the more solid bits, but that's in addition to. but again, many- most- spiders are essentially harmless to humans.

harvestmen (daddy long legs) are not venomous and lack the mouth-parts necessary for injection, but they're not true spiders.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

harvestmen (daddy long legs) are venomous and lack the mouth-parts necessary for injection, but they're not true spiders.

Harvestmen do not possess venom glands.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

Dammit I need to be more careful when posting on mobile. Meant to say not, lol. Thanks for the correction

[–] [email protected] 22 points 14 hours ago

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/wolf-spider-bite

Seems like it's not even as bad as a bee sting. Spiders are really not very dangerous at all, generally speaking. They're going to leave you alone unless you're fucking with them.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Try to keep wolf spiders alive but if you must kill, watch they don't have the hundred babies on their back. If they do....it's nightmare fuel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

You throw them at your enemies. Spider-bomb!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago

Had a smoke detector going off randomly one night and I pulled it down only to have mama crawl all over my hand as the babies were running around like maniacs, some casting off. Mama still had a bunch on her when I got the smoke detector outside.