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[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

That duck looks like he's going places

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Can I bum a cigarette off of one of you guys?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

gotta agree

nicotine is more addictive than cocaine, I'd never touch the stuff

but gun to my head? I'd take a cig over a vape any day. looks soo much better

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don't

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I dunno, dog looks like middle aged guy on smoke break just trying to make it through. Maybe not cool, but also not uncool.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Dog, chimp, duck right? Sorta feels like a weird ai psychological test.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Looks pretty cool to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I just switched to vaping… The temptation is real

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I am envious of that Chimp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Jealous of dog

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Man there is so much smoke-copium in this thread, it annoys me to no end.

People shouldn't be allowed to smoke in public and they should be forced to pay for the cost of their own healthcare if they develop any disease that has even a minimal chance of being related to smoking.

Edt: for sure is right to have mercy on them when they realize it was a mistake, but they still should be penalized to some degree, they did that to them selves while in their right mind.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Haha addiction is easy lmao fuck em as much as possible

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

forced to pay for the cost of their own healthcare if they develop any disease that has even a minimal chance of being related to smoking.

Fun fact: smokers on average die much younger than non-smokers, and so end up being cheaper over a lifetime vs. the amount they pay into the system than non-smokers.

So the next time you see a smoker who's on the same health plan as you, you can thank them, knowing their self-inflicted early demise will likely end up lowering costs on your plan.

Even more fun fact - same with the obese: a heart attack or stroke at 45 is way cheaper than paying for all the end-of-life healthcare healthier people are more likely to get in their 60s-70s when half of them aren't even working anymore, lazy PoSs.

Really makes me reconsider how I think about those selfish in-shape non-smoker bastards who won't just smoke or overeat so they die young and make my healthcare cheaper

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

In many countries that have socialised healthcare smokers on average contribute 2 to 3 times what their healthcare costs the government in taxes on cigarettes alone over their lifetime. So I mean... you're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

so... their healthcare should follow the American system?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

they pay for insurance... what the insurance company doesn't know can't hurt it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If you think that chimp doesn't look cool as hell you're lying

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm mostly joking, but myself and many others legitimately think that chimp looks cool af. I don't smoke anymore, and I recognize that it's awful and uncool, but I still think that the cigarette makes the chimp look awesome. I can't explain why though. Social conditioning maybe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Social conditioning must be the right answer, I think that for me, the animals actually do look silly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Liar! Jk, your experience is valid- ty for sharing your perspective

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah the only problem is it's a before pic with no after pic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Totally fair, but the only 'copium' I see in this thread is people pointing out how cool some of the animals look, which is funny because that's the opposite of the intention. I assume most of the people making such comments are well aware how awful smoking is

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Healthcare shouldn't be conditional, it should be free at the point of use, no exceptions. You start drawing lines, you're only gonna cause harm

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