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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Well, since Pirates copy rather than take, surely they're creating value everytime they make a copy of something (were you had one, now you have two), unless that something had no value to begin with.

Be a a Pirate: It's good for the Economy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I pirate because I like it when I have movie and money at the same time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I pirate games because the idea of a poor, overworked developer go homeless gets me hard.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

The secret ingredient is crime.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I enjoy copyright infringement because I hate late stage capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

I just like filling up hard drives and sitting on top of them like a dragon hoarding ones and zeros

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Kinda. I'm terrified how everyone seems to be in favour of having significantly stricter copyright protections because of scary AI.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Its not theft its copyright infringement

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

“Copyright infringement”: when a shitty set of laws, known collectively as copyright laws, infringe not just on people individual rights but also on the advancing and progressing of society.

300% real definition

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Its not theft its copyright infringement

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

If those corporations are allowed to do it, then so are we.

Even the corporation that made all those "You wouldn't download a car" ads are now downloading actors for their movies.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

obligatory "if buying isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing"

and also there's a moral argument for data preservation here somewhere

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pirating is stealing regardless and that's cool 😎

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

I prefer “unauthorized duplication of bits” :3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

it doesn't matter why you're doing the moral and correct thing, only that you do it.

...I mean...PIRACY IS WRONG AND IMORAL!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Partially.

The avoiding payments is immoral. The owning what you copied part not.

If I can download a game or a movie and then watch it offline without the possibility that the company I bought it from deletes it at any time from my hard drive then I would pay for such a service.

Steam is close but in theory they can delete your game once they decide that you shouldn't have access to that game anymore.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I love stealing~

I like taking things~

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They committed the cool crime of stealing!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

yeah..."stealing" by not paying for an infinitely copyable item from a giant corporation that made tens of millions of dollars while I was typing this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's a quote from Futurama, like the comment I replied to was. 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why not both? I dont NEED 90% of the forgeries I download, but a good 60-80% of them I'd still pay for if digital media ownership wasnt such a fucking shit show right now. Treat me with respect as a customer or I'll fucking fly the flag, I'm not a sack of money you can punch to get money out of it because you're too fucking lazy to get some respectfully

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I literally got a movie called "Cocaine Shark" like last month because of the title alone lol. It's a terrible movie, but hey, it's about a killr shark high on coke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Have you seen cocaine bear? Are we getting a Cocaine Cinematic Universe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As far as I know, it was made as a ripoff film, like how Asylum makes shitty movies thst are like popular properties, but not quite.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I figured, but to be fair, Cocaine Bear was basically just a well done B movie, so it could only be a TECHNICAL difference! =P

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The crazy thing is that you’ve been tricked into thinking piracy even is theft

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

When subtraction is equivalent to addition because capitalists needs to justify owning the means of production.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

I think piracy is the inevitable result of restricting access.

Given that music services like Apple music, Spotify, YouTube music, and others, all have access to just about anything you might want to hear as soon as it's released, no matter what service you use, you get access. Pick your favorite.

Meanwhile in the world of TV and movies, everything is everywhere. If you want to pay for access to whatever you want to watch, you're going to be subscribing to just about every video streaming service in existence to achieve it, because everyone has exclusives. Don't like the website, user interface, search system, algorithmic suggestion system, mobile app, webpage, price, etc. Of a service? Too fucking bad, they're the only one who streams that show you like, either pay too much for cable and sit on your couch every week at the same time to watch it there (if that's even an option... and over pay for it), or use the stupid streaming service you hate to watch it. Your alternative? Piracy.

IMO, piracy is inevitable as long as access is this limited.

I don't know anyone who pirates music anymore.

I know of plenty that pirate TV and movies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Pirating because you didn’t know that money can be exchanged for goods and services

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm also a digital theft enjoyer. Unless I have to jump through fucking tons of hoops to watch some movies or tv shows, in those cases I happily pay the streaming service (if it's not in streamio, that is). The waste of time is not worth it, and I care more about convenience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bender knows what's up: https://youtu.be/hRy3MPdV0WE

Stealing is after all one of the worst and coolest of crimes: https://youtu.be/ELcMcmiv3j8

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/hRy3MPdV0WE

https://piped.video/ELcMcmiv3j8

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I just enjoy having 1 app to browse the content I want to watch instead of a dozen different apps that suck in their own special ways.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

plex won't download properly on my phone, but it's not because some big company decided that I'm not allowed to do that, it's just cause the devs suck.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I just enjoy copyright infringement.

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