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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (24 children)

it needs to be heated to a certain degree to activate the THC. and i think it's supposed to go into a lipid

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just do this 🤙

Gummies

	1.	Place 1 cup cannabis in a ball jar with lid finger tight
	2.	Add 2 cups water to pressure cooker
	3.	Place interface between glass jar and metal of pressure cooker.
	4.	Use “Manual” button and set to high pressure for 40 minutes
	5.	Let pressure naturally release
	6.	Add 1 cup of fat (coconut oil, butter, avocado oil etc) to jar with cannabis
	7.	Place back in pressure cooker as before- Manual, high, 40 mins
	8.	Let pressure naturally release
	9.	Strain out cannabis. I have used various methods but I believe using a French press (for coffee) is the simplest and cleanest

This fat can now be consumed and will get you high

Gummies recipe 
I use refined coconut oil for the extraction for this recipe

In a small pot, combine
-1/2 cup cold water
-2 tablespoons of cannabis infused coconut oil
-6 tablespoons regular coconut oil 
-1/4 teaspoon soy lecithin powder (this is necessary as it allows oil and water to mix; also helps absorption of THC into the body. 
Heat on LOW heat. Mixture can not boil
Slowly add:
-3oz (small) pack of jell-o
-3 envelopes of Knox gelatin
Mix/stir by hand for 10 minutes

Pour into mold or nonstick pan and let set in freezer for 20-30 mins 

Remove from mold, consume, and blast off. 
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Is the first cook to decarb?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I just make warm chocolate milk, let the weed stay in there for a bit while heating up, then strain and enjoy. I quite like the grassy undertone in the milk.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Yes my friend made this once and it was the most disgusting thing ever.
Also so strong we'd have a shot and get knocked out.
Could those two be related? We'll never know.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

When he said nug, I thought for sure he was going to make 'egg nug'.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

He does not like them, Sam-I-Am

[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Shoulda decarbed in butter first

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (6 children)

You don't need to decarb in anything, just heat the bud up and you can eat it. The butter is for extraction.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cannabutter is the right answer here

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

That would solve the problem about not getting high, but cannabutter still tastes pretty bad. That's why it's usually hidden in baked goods with stronger flavors like chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mine is delicious, but it's the only one I've ever tasted. Maybe I'm weird, maybe I'm some kind of culinary prodigy.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Steak is also excellent at hiding the flavour.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do you use the butter in the pan to cook the meat? I would think that either wastes the product or the steak.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It's usually used when searing the steak. You add it near the end of the cooking as to not burn the butter. You use it to baste the steak (shovel the melted butter/oil over it to cook it more evenly on both sides).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Nar melt some and poor it over the steak. It absorbs it as it rests.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought he was going to feed the herb to the chickens and then gather their thc-infused eggs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That's how McDonald's get more people in again. THC infused Egg McMuffin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now I want McDonald's for breakfast.

Thanks. I don't have one available on my drive to work so I'm going to be thinking about this all day now.

I hope you're happy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

For a short shining moment in 2020, McDonald's was serving breakfast all day. Never forget what covid took from us

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Clearly he was missing the ham.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

indeed, the ham is the most important component in green eggs and ham

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