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[–] [email protected] 169 points 5 days ago (54 children)

My favorite Steven Seagal story, from his Wikipedia page:

Seagal has been accused by former stunt performers who have worked with him, including Kane Hodder, Stephen Quadros, and Gene LeBell, of intentionally hitting stuntmen during scenes. Additionally, while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film's stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was "immune" to being choked unconscious, LeBell offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels. Seagal bodyguard and stuntman Steven Lambert stated he was present and said that a confrontation did happen, during which Seagal elbowed LeBell before he could lock the hold on Seagal, after which LeBell flipped Seagal.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I’m sure Space Ice is bookmarking this for later content.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

that guy is the spitting image of a guy i see every day

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I understand how he turned fat, but how did he turn asian?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I think that's more than Seven Seagulls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

He better hope his profile is high enough no one (mis)takes him for a spy or a Donbas Cowboy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

just prepping for his return to hollywood, to be cast as the title character in a free willy remake.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

That poor chair.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Standard American of his age

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (4 children)

One of the funniest videos on YouTube is cumtown talking about segal movies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Fatly walking around corners

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I know! I had to watch it again after I posted this 🤣

Essential viewing

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Well, he's ugly as fuck on the inside too so I guess that just checks out now.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)

This is my sign that I should get on my rowing machine

Update: I did 20 minutes of moderate exercise today!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You know this isn't a mirror, right?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago

Then why do I see myself in it?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's a tactical kitchen chair, he does his best shooting from there.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Aikido’d the fuck out of some hamberders.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

McDojo final boss

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (5 children)

to be morbidly obese at 72 doesnt typically end well.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

none of us will end well. 72 is a great run. so many who don't even get that far. nobody gets out of this thing alive.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What the hell ate the thing that ate Seven Segal?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How do I know that isn't Will Sasso doing a Stephen Seagal impersonation?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Sasso isn’t that fat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Oh its really him

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm surprised the NKs haven't cannibalized him out of desperation yet

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They tried, but he Akidoed them all to death by using their own energy against them and eating them first.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 days ago (1 children)

People these days just don't appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 5 days ago (1 children)

People these days just don’t appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.

You may not like it, but this is what peak chair performance looks like.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lmao that chair is hanging on for dear life 😂

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[–] [email protected] 156 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Good to know that I, too, have the body of an action movie star.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Russian economy doing very well, look how much food they can afford!

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