He looks like the guy that only appears in the final picture of a married woman's tinder profile
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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that's one sturdy chair. look at the destruction around him. Jesus Christ Almighty, he sat down and did all that?
I'd have an easier time laughing at his sad state if I wasn't already mad that the guy is objectively a traitor and a goon of Vladimir Putin.
I'd say that chair is Under Seige.
Lemmying in the bathroom as one does, and you caused me to drop another Seagal by trying to hold my laugh in. I salute you.
Under Seige? It's practically Marked for Death.
eyy fuck you. you just made me laugh and wheeze so hard I think I strained a muscle.
Fits the MAGA crowd
Lemmy: Torn between making fun of Segal for being fat and not being fatphobic. 😂
It's less that he's fat, but more that he presents himself as some kind of martial arts grandmaster, all around tough guy, deputized law enforcement officer, warmaster because he was in action movies but now he's fat.
There's plenty of other things about Seagal to make fun of. Tom Segura has a whole bit about it.
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