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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I just adore the little white line through "butt". It's ironically adorable and performative. That's like in the 80-90's when they'd censor movies on regular TV when they'd bleep over "hole" but not actually censor "ass".

Makes me giggle everytime.

Even trying to censor or substitute any word for the sake of it being problematic is just stupid in my opinion. We all know the word it is you're trying to say anyway. The substitute is just as triggering because it is the principle, the ideal, that is triggering, not the actual word itself.

Words have power when you give them power regardless of how vulgar, crass, or respectful you're trying to be.

I always think of Michael Scott and one or two of his great lines when I have occasion to think/discuss this particular point. Honestly, I won't even quote it. There're actually two that fit perfectly, one being a single quote and one being a dialog.

I'd have to censor myself because I'm still not quite sure of the rules and guidelines. I'd be hypocritical by censoring it. It would also just be fun to draw out The Office (US) fans by letting them do it for me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

This is why I always find things funnier if they are censored lol, like old Jackass clips are way funnier with the bleep for some reason

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yippie kay yay, ~~Butthole~~ Mr. Falcon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can we change lemmy names? I wanna swap to "Butthole Falcon" for a bit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Pretty sure Lemmy has a display name feature, yes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Surely we have one gyno on Lemmy to chime in with a charming story we will be referencing for months?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

not a gyno but I stare at lots of assholes everyday at work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

"Hey, Steve."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

~~butthole~~

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Again, FFS, do a quick search and post the uncensored version! It's not hard!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sir, this is a Shitposting Community.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A ~~shit~~posting community, you say?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, but triggering shitpost is what's on the menu! Post goes "Problem?" user goes "REEEEEEEEEE"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Call me old and out of touch but I'll be damned if I'm just letting this censorship of posts be treated as normal. Fuck advertisers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Bro, if I ever shitpost I'll slip one in there for your pleasure. 😅

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Don't fault them for wanting a butt with their shit

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha OP is a ***** for censoring ******. How did the internet became like this?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

This is what they call a pro ~~gamer~~ gyno move.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Now I really want to know the answer though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

As far as I know they take a bit of a glance at the entire area to check if there's any potential health concerns, as you're already there and you're likely not showing that area to other doctors or checking it yourself. e.g. problematic moles.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Very. I mean it's mere millimeters away from the part they're interested in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Are they really interested in it after 30 years on the job?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Let's look it up...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I can't tell what that word is before plug. Would the drain plug from my sink work?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Depends on how relaxed you are. Also are you ok with chronic hemroids?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The googly eye is the only important part.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'd say that's a win. Gyno appts are important!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

~~butt~~ 🫣